Explain to me how “every gets 5 minutes, 24/7, regardless of load” is remotely compatible with your statement?

Are you imagining this a fixed MRU where duration scales with usage? Becasue that is not at all what Anthropic documents: https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/build-with-claude/prompt...

You would not get more than 5 minutes if you were the only user in the world. You would not get less at their peak hours.