Caveat Emptor! (They don't teach it in schools anymore...)

Somebody decided not to fund schools properly.

Oh boy...so what do you tell your kids an adult is? Someone who does whatever it takes, no matter if they need to, no matter who it hurts right? It's a highly misguided view that breaks down as soon as you hit life's roadblocks and require someone else to help you out.

Don't worry, I don't tell my kids that. You made it up.